GP Found Joke Of The Day - #7 Sept. 27th 2008

How to save... Clinton Style
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside.

In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,974.25 in cash. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her guilt and she confessed saying, "I am so sorry.. For all these years I kept my promise and never looked in the box under the bed. However, today the temptation was to much and I gave in. But now I need to know, Why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"

Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess that after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box to remind myself not to do it again."

Hillary was shocked, but thought to herself, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but I guess after all those years away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess three times is not that bad considering the number of years we have been together..."

They hugged and made their peace. A little while later, Hillary asked Bill, "So why do you have all that money in the box?"

Bill answered. "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash."

GP Found Joke Of The Day - #6 July 26th 2008

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Another Image joke! Ahhhh Bush... This was just way to funny to pass up and not blog! This image was sent to me from TattooED0ne a wonderful friend from stumbleupon. Enjoy! - Grimpuppy

GP Found Joke Of The Day - #5 June 5th 2008

Clever Couple A couple in their seventies went to a sex therapist's office in Melbourne.. The doctor asked, 'What can I do for you?' The old man said, 'Will you watch us have sex?' The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple had finished, the doctor said, 'There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex,' and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, and then leave. Finally the doctor asked, 'Just exactly what are you trying to find out?'

The old man said, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $170. We do it here for $50 and I get $43 back from Medicare.

Is Australia great or what?'

GP Found Joke Of The Day - #4 May 27th 2008

3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."

The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."

The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!"

GP Found Joke Of The Day - #3 May 22nd 2008

Oprah Busted With Drugs

Did You Hear Oprah Winfrey Was pulled Over and arrested on Drug Charges?
Yeah she was pulled over and searched by the police....
.... When Officers lifted up her skirt they found 300 pounds of crack!

GP Found Joke Of The Day #2 - Rude Awakening

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Poor Bunny! Okay so I'm slacking to get to #2 but here it is. Thought I'd do another Image/Cartoon Joke. Found this one from our stumble blog. - Grimpuppy

GP Found Joke Of The Day - #1 May 5th 2008

For the first one i thought I'd start with a image joke found right here on Grimpuppy.com - Grimpuppy