Stoner Jokes: 10 Stoner jokes that make me laugh like a mad man!

Stoner Joke #1 – Fun with the shop keeper
Some stoner guy walks into his local sweet shop. The stoner guy walks up to the man behind the counter and asks him if he has any weed for sale. The man behind the counter says “no!” in a calm and relaxed voice. The stoner acknowledges what the guy behind the counter said and decides to leave, not wanting to cause any trouble. The stoner guy walks back into the shop the next day, walks over to the guy behind the counter again and asks him if he has any weed yet. The guy behind the counter replies “No, I haven’t got any weed, we don’t even sell weed here, this is a sweet shop you idiot”. So again, the stoner guy leaves not wanting to cause any trouble. The stoner guy walks into the shop the next day and asks the same guy behind the counter if he has weed yet. The guy behind the counter is a bit pissed off at this stage and says to the stoner, “Look, you fucking stoned little prick, if you come back here again asking for weed I am going to tie you up and nail you to the wall outside. The stoner guy doesn’t want any trouble and decides to leave. The next day walking past the shop, the stoner guy is feeling stoned and walks in to the shop and asks the same guy behind the counter if he has any rope or nails to sell. The guy behind the counter says, “This is a sweet shop, why would we sell rope and nails?” The stoner guy says to the guy behind the counter “ok then, have you got any weed to sell?”

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Found this one on a site and blog called Diary Of A Stoner. Decide to post one joke to give you all a sample. Enjoy. - Grimpuppy