GP Found Joke Of The Day - #4 May 27th 2008

3 kids are sitting around and one starts to brag about his dad. He says, "My dads so fast, he can shoot and arrow and catch it before it hits the ground."

The second kid, not to be outdone says "Oh yeah? My dads so fast he can shoot a bullet and catch it before it hits the ground."

The 3rd boy then proudly chimes "Oh yeah? My dads so fast, he works for the county, he's off at 5 but he's always home by 4:30!"